So, I found these cool gloves that I wanted to, umm, "share" with the group. See here: https://www.google.ca/amp/s/phys.org/ne ... nships.amp

While the intent of the devices is to allow users to"feel" tractile inputs from another user over the Internet, I've got other plans. I was thinking that you could wear one glove, and the other could be with me. Then you could proceed to jerk.... Wait, this isn't coming out right... You could proceed to give me a "stranger". Don't worry, it doesn't have to be anything weird... Just a little touching. You really wouldn't be doing anything anyway... It's just the internet. Anyway.... Please post your address below so I can ship these suckers out.

I'm so excited!! Thanks!

Now THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!

Edit: Oh yeah, address - 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
Alternate - 1122 Boogie Boogie Avenue, Transylvania, PA 22222

Brian

He's Baaaaack!

Well Brian, I wasn't aware that you were in Washington DC now. It's shipping tomorrow. Will you be available next weekend to, uh, try out the device?

I'm going on the Men's march. Since the women during their march wore twats on their heads, we're gonna wear twats too!!

Make sure you ship it overnight EXPRESS, on the company again, of course....Oh wait, it's you're company!!!

Available 24/7-365 Wet Dreams a year!!!

Brian

I'm wearing this (to the men's march)...

HAHA